hypochondria is fun

So it's just going to be a bunch of quiz results tonight because the actual bone around my eye hurts. No, I don't know how. It feels like someone has punched me. It's even a touch swollen. No one's touched me. I haven't fallen or bumped into anything (despite my natural clumsy tendencies). I don't feel otherwise ill. It's a good thing I'm not a hypochondriac. Wait, no, I am. I'm currently thinking a) bone cancer or b) the plague ('specially with the weird icky zits that have suddenly sprung up on my legs). Either way I want to finish my book before I die so it's off to bed with me.

Meg

P.s. My mom has suggested it might be a voodoo curse. She was joking. I think.

Quizzies!

The Table Congratulations! You scored 64!

You are the great socializer and you love meeting people. You love having fun and you know how to do it! People crowd around you as the do the table, because you know how to show them a good time!You love to take your friends out and your not afraid of anyone.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 89% on cushion points

Link: The Furniture Test written by safarisofa on Ok Cupid

Classical pervert. You scored 56 Perversion!

You certainly know your way around euphemisms, and are probably known by your friends as a pervert. Good job!

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 46% on Perversion

Link: The Euphemism Whore Test written by the_lost_baron on Ok Cupid